i heart you its 4am in the morning, im bored stiff, im too tired to finish watching my DVDs and too awake for bed. so bored, i went and pondered about the kind of girl i would love to date. Dear reader's if you fit more than 90% of the criterias listed below, or know anyone who do. find a nearest wall you can find and wham your head on it a couple of times.

cus no, im not ready to be attached, just some eye candies for thoughts and for me to laugh at a few years down the road.

To my dear female readers, if you have a qualms against shallow men, please, do not read any further. im gonna be shallow for once (or maybe a couple of times)

1) she ought to have curls! i love girls with curls! I LOVE GIRLS WITH CURLS! like emily's =(

2)she ought to be at least of kissable height compared to me, standing up.
im currently standing at 184 (courtesy of MINDEF) so go measure up.

3)monetary wise, im not too concerned, she can spend my money as much as i can provide and yes, that means your prada and gucci if i can afford it down the road.

4)this point's abit ambiguous. i would love someone to be fun-loving, but also homely like yours truly. that means, im fine if you party hard, just come back unfucked and undrunk at the end of the day.

5)i have pms-isque behaviours at times. either fix me or live with it.

6) those lovey dovey i-cant-live-without-you relationships don't work, or rather, doesnt work SO FAR, so im not keen to try. be independent.

7) matured, i think the problem with me is, i cant stand having to babysit someone, having to bring myself a mentality lower to communicate with oneself and handling quarrels and disagreements the immature way.

7b)as such, i would prefer NOT to date girls whom are more than 2 years younger than me.

8)i can stand you having tonnes and tonnes of GENUINE male buddies whom you wouldnt mind me getting along with. so i probably require more or less autonomicity from you when it comes to me and my female buddies.

9)the ability to communicate with me without any difficulties, im a good guesser at times i reckon, but im no mind reader, neither do i have the constituition to probe. u think we both have a problem, please oh so kindly bring it out. i'd gladly swallow my ego, weld shut my mouth. toothpick open my eyes and listen to you.

10) CONFIRM PRUS CHOP MUST! MUST MUST! have curls! like emily. =(  ¶ 4:00 AM