Tuesday, February 07, 2006
JB roads and the 1 week old driver
Drove to JB last night with my parents cus dad wanted to sign some contract over there, so i asked whether could i drive in. though mum was a bit doubtful, dad was pretty sure it'd be good experience. so JB! watch out for the noob driver!
Drove ah hao to school in the morning, got very very lost cause i missed a left turn to clementi road. argH! so paisei lah.
back to JB, wasnt any jam on the way there, so it was pretty much all fun and no frills, there was some construction going on on the JB side though, so all the cars were packed into 3 lanes, what is th engineer smoking man, the traffic volume is madness and all we get is 3, i mean 2.5 lanes.
Anyway, whilst on the JB chop passport booth (i dunno whats it called) i hereby declare all malaysians have 2metre long arms. the hole where u poke the passport in was so high up i had to lean out of the window, stretch my lazy bum halfway out the window with one leg already sticking out before i could reach the mak cik in the CPB (chop passport booth). ok la exaggerating lah, but you get the picture la hor? reminds me, better check see Felix got 2m long arms or not.
Jb roads are like the best in singapore, batam. and.. erm.. jb... ya! who bloody needs igallop when you've got the nissan sunny iBounce-a-lot. NABEI! the whole bloody place is full of potholes and bumps. even on the bloody expressway. picture this.
Alvin: wah, nice sia this place (looking at the seafood centre along the coast)
Parents: ya loh hor, so nice liao....
*car hits a gigantic pothole at 90kmph*
Both: AIYO GUN NI NABOO CHOW YUN FATT!!
In malaysia, traffic light in green means Go, amber means LAGI CHIONG! and red means horn the singaporean car in front, overtake and beat the redlight. *applause*
The return trip was baaaad. really baad. but while pumping petrol there, theres this uncle driving a E240 merc, singapore registered one, he mounted the petrol pump platform and buang into the dustbin on top, scaring the shit out of the attendant. good thing he din buang into the pump itself, secally explode then you see alvin become sidik alrd. Can see the whole front right rim all garbled up already. i say orbigut! bleah!
so, thats roughly it la, here i am again in my office, 2nd time driving to school, never got lost hor. hahaha! some more i made a stopover at cindy's place to pass her back the hammy. thank you so much for allowing me to spend time with that adorable creature. and oh ya, he loves pears, cannot have skin cus he'd spit it out.
till nxt time! CIAOZ! ¶ 9:36 AM
Drove ah hao to school in the morning, got very very lost cause i missed a left turn to clementi road. argH! so paisei lah.
back to JB, wasnt any jam on the way there, so it was pretty much all fun and no frills, there was some construction going on on the JB side though, so all the cars were packed into 3 lanes, what is th engineer smoking man, the traffic volume is madness and all we get is 3, i mean 2.5 lanes.
Anyway, whilst on the JB chop passport booth (i dunno whats it called) i hereby declare all malaysians have 2metre long arms. the hole where u poke the passport in was so high up i had to lean out of the window, stretch my lazy bum halfway out the window with one leg already sticking out before i could reach the mak cik in the CPB (chop passport booth). ok la exaggerating lah, but you get the picture la hor? reminds me, better check see Felix got 2m long arms or not.
Jb roads are like the best in singapore, batam. and.. erm.. jb... ya! who bloody needs igallop when you've got the nissan sunny iBounce-a-lot. NABEI! the whole bloody place is full of potholes and bumps. even on the bloody expressway. picture this.
Alvin: wah, nice sia this place (looking at the seafood centre along the coast)
Parents: ya loh hor, so nice liao....
*car hits a gigantic pothole at 90kmph*
Both: AIYO GUN NI NABOO CHOW YUN FATT!!
In malaysia, traffic light in green means Go, amber means LAGI CHIONG! and red means horn the singaporean car in front, overtake and beat the redlight. *applause*
The return trip was baaaad. really baad. but while pumping petrol there, theres this uncle driving a E240 merc, singapore registered one, he mounted the petrol pump platform and buang into the dustbin on top, scaring the shit out of the attendant. good thing he din buang into the pump itself, secally explode then you see alvin become sidik alrd. Can see the whole front right rim all garbled up already. i say orbigut! bleah!
so, thats roughly it la, here i am again in my office, 2nd time driving to school, never got lost hor. hahaha! some more i made a stopover at cindy's place to pass her back the hammy. thank you so much for allowing me to spend time with that adorable creature. and oh ya, he loves pears, cannot have skin cus he'd spit it out.
till nxt time! CIAOZ! ¶ 9:36 AM
