Tagboard spammers and the Great Singpore MRT Squeeze Came across some friends' blogs these few days, their tagboard hounded by numerous defaming tags coming from anonymous personnel, some are actually polite enough to exclude profanities , whereas some are written as if they had a pineapple up their's. Hey! deja vu isnt it everyone? smells like IRC! remember? the days when u cloned yourself, joined some channel and did something real irritating? well... its back! oh seriously! get a grip of your lives u annoying motherfuckers! i mean, hey life's probably screwed up for you and all. but you don't have to be real anal about that you know?

It's very very sad to see you guys stoop to levels that low to gain attention. If you're reading this, do me, no. do us, NO fuck! do your own fucking self a favour. Get a galfren/boyfren, have sex, read a book, watch some soap opera. Vandalising tagboards doesn't make you the popular guy in the bunch, well... unless you're hanging out with a bunch of spastic man-apes, which case you should probably get hold of some sharp rusty objects and stab your reproductive organs.

Ok fine, i can forgive you for that, no problem, im buddhist, im magnanimous. I understand. =)

BUT

Why has flaming always have to be done in shitty english? WHY?! FUCK THIS! what issss fucking WRRRRROOONG WITH YOU?! u need a bitch slap or 2 to wake up? Hey! flame all u want but, for whoever u worship's sake.. spell properly. thank you sooo much.. muacks

So hey, any of these attention mother-whoring Vaginal-face pimply-butt no lifers reading this? spread the message alright? thank you so much


Great Singapore MRT Squeeze

Been joining this ritual twice a day since i began working, and i heartily encourage singaporean citizens, young and old to participate. But bear in mind that like every other competitive game out there, there are rules you need to adhere to, and since this is a nationwide competition, you would be held against the best of Jurong, Bedok and some say Sembawang. Alas, me being a rookie in this ritual, i can only give you the following recommended equipment list.

1. stilettos are weapon of choice, charles and keith 3inches are crowd favorite
2. Gigantic Billabong bag, those Xiao mei mei pink pink kind recommended, can hoot unsuspecting people trying to squeeze in
   
3. your ipod shuffle blasting Cyndi Wang's latest mandocheesepop, opponents fear the ipod earphones.
   
4. Armpits, self explainatory
5. Buttocks, so u can bitch slap the next guy who accidentally brushes it
6. your free today newspaper, the camo-cream equivalent, can hide behind when u see ah pek board the train
7. See-Thru magic glasses, there is no yellow line for u.
8. Mat standard issue $3 skim boards plastered with quiksilver logos.
9. Handrail adhesive buttocks, so u automatically rest ur fat and ugly ass on the next handrail u see.
10. Chiong Prada bags, like the XMMPP billabong bags, can hoot ppl, but this 1 more deadly, can discreetly hoot your lan pa. and u probably wouldnt know what hitted you.

Curious why? heres fucking why!

i don't get those OLs (no offense hor) ok fine i love stilettos-wearing chicks, but u don't have to be proud to hold the handrail you know? Its fun to see u tumble and fall, but it certainly isnt much fun when u wobble, and instead of grabbing onto something, tamples over alvin's feet.

Whats with those prada tote bags? you're too lazy to kiap it on ur armpit huh? nabei u know the position u hold the bag damn vulnerable to guys or not, secally u suay suay swing the bag we bye bye no more far-der day ok?

the XMMPP (xiao mei mei pink pink) billabong bags, yes i know u spent like your 1 month pocket money to buy that, you know how irritating it is when u are talking to your fren, and u giggle, and that bloogy bag keeps rubbing against alvin's you-know-what?

Blasting songs, ok im guilty of that sometimes too, but its just morally incorrect that you blast cyndi wong's song. sometime i could just wish i can go over there, slap you silly, rip out your ipod shuffle and bite it into half, whenever you blast shitty music

armpits, as above, self explainatory, lets just say the experience is traumatic

buttocks, you don't want men to brush against them in a packed train, cover them up with a bag, a file, whatever.

piff..  ¶ 2:45 PM