wtfbbq! wee!
Went BBQing with the IE guys at pasir ris yesterday. pit 2, heng yap meng know how to go or else sure get lost like chalk they all. go costa sands. FRESHIE la u all! I met my 1st ah beng/lian groupie on the bus after so many years, seems like the attitude remains the same, minus the dragon-patterned tight t shirts and centre parting. they look stylish now (heah rite). and why do ah lians always haf to look hawt? sheez.
Reached that place, realised ICT was the earliest. yes u read it here 1st on alvin's blog!, ICT was EARLY. no bull. saw only casper and lady boss rambutan there starting fire, so go help them loh. ok la u all know alvin is the firestarter/cook for BBQs. so was bbqing for them until the OC ppl arrived, play the stupid spider web. so damn scary. then this rotating green bowl thingy. cheap thrills sia.. haha..
ah.. i guess this is probably the last time im gonna have fun like this officially as a SP student, graduating in 5 months. looking back, i really wished i've taken up engineering or to be more specific, aerodynamics studies. but well, sg's a NCNT (no cert no talk) society, so what the heck, gimme my darn paper and get the fark out. wee.
Internship starts tml, and here i am, reinstalling all my applications, listenning to carpenter's album, thinking about retarded stuff cus of the songs and getting held on the fone by singnet helpdesk, which brings me to my topic on "Why NEVER outsource ur darn helpdesk to elsewhere"
1) Their LAhs and LOrs are all wrong! its a disgrace to our mother tongue
2) They pronounce LAN as laa-un, yes as in the male reproductive organ in hokkien.
3) alvin doesnt catch any balls when they try to pronounce "what do u see?" with breakneck speed (picture bollywood singer saying that while parading around the tree)
4) alvin troubleshooted everything himself without their assitance, all they did was "sir gimme a min i check for u"
5) THEY FRIGGIN PUT ME ON HOLD WHILE PLAYING SOME FRENCH SONG!
so there.
oh yeah im getting ipod neh nooh! WORSHIP ME FS! har har! i might let u prod it if u kowtow enough. *evil laughter*