Tuesday, February 28, 2006
some blog quiz i got forced at gunpoint to do. =(
This's what she says
PREFERRED SEX: male (check)
THE EIGHT FACTORS:
1. must be taller than me (check check)
2. sense of humour is very important. at least to keep me entertain.haha. (big big helluva check)
3. typical gentleman (er... half check)
4. sensitive and thoughtful..those really si xin kind. u dun have to say much, and he just knows it. (she doesnt know, neither do i)
5. honest
6. open-ness in the guy. jus tell me if he's not happy or anything. (check)
7. Being comfortable when with him. u can tell him everything off ur mind. (dunno leh ask her)
8. Which girl dun wan a oh-so-sweet-and-romantic guy? (er.....)
This's what he says
PREFERRED SEX: Yes very, though PREFERS would be a better word
THE EIGHT FACTORS:
1.funny like mad
2. mad kinda funny
3. Sexy
4. above 160
5. enjoys my cooking
6. independent....
7. yet loving
8. did i say sexy?
9. rich and famous and preferably sporting a DDs under da hood
ok 1 more favour for all you females who has or had hots for me, please do write in to rate alvin on a 0 to 10 scale on the lomanticometer.
¶ 8:40 PM 1 Comments
PREFERRED SEX: male (check)
THE EIGHT FACTORS:
1. must be taller than me (check check)
2. sense of humour is very important. at least to keep me entertain.haha. (big big helluva check)
3. typical gentleman (er... half check)
4. sensitive and thoughtful..those really si xin kind. u dun have to say much, and he just knows it. (she doesnt know, neither do i)
5. honest
6. open-ness in the guy. jus tell me if he's not happy or anything. (check)
7. Being comfortable when with him. u can tell him everything off ur mind. (dunno leh ask her)
8. Which girl dun wan a oh-so-sweet-and-romantic guy? (er.....)
This's what he says
PREFERRED SEX: Yes very, though PREFERS would be a better word
THE EIGHT FACTORS:
1.funny like mad
2. mad kinda funny
3. Sexy
4. above 160
5. enjoys my cooking
6. independent....
7. yet loving
8. did i say sexy?
9. rich and famous and preferably sporting a DDs under da hood
ok 1 more favour for all you females who has or had hots for me, please do write in to rate alvin on a 0 to 10 scale on the lomanticometer.
¶ 8:40 PM 1 Comments
Monday, February 20, 2006
automatic gearbox, hate them, love them, but mostly the former.
Auto gearboxes on cars, probably the next most important object in a car to the engine, something most drivers cannot do without. well if it was half decent i would probably had jumped on that bandwagon too, but no, they just have to be the suckiest pile of bat shit, ever. now, most of you folks out there are probably lamenting about the convenience, but thats where it ends, convenience, and quite minimal unless you you happen to have the right hand side of your body paralysed.
What auto gearboxes provide, is simply overunned by bugs and INCONVENIENCE in that matter, whats a car when theres no control i ask? honest though, not coming from the racing car buff side of me, just another road user. i really suspect auto gearboxes to have only 3 modes, GO - GO SIBEI FAST - STOP SIBEI SLOW, moving off from a traffic light for instance, ok u see the car in front crawl off, u blip the accelerator, FOOM! off it goes like a darn rocket. and u have to brake the hair out of your neck to prevent rear-ending that chap in front.
before u go into lack of skills, let me continue.
Ok so fine, same scenario, cars in front moves off at a crawl, u decide not to gas it, instead you just let go of ur brakes and let the car inch foward, wow everything is smooth and gentle! credits to auto boxes? fuck no.
the fella in front drives a manual, he picks up speed like a car should do and speeds off while your auto is still stuck at 1.5k rpm and moving at 20kmph though you've got the pedal to the metal. whats this? turbo lag? piff....
there are so 101 things i can rant about an auto box, but heck, till i get my own car WHICH WOULD BE MANUAL. im stuck. do not agitate the angry young man in his AUTO nissan sunny which has got its P plate mounted wrongly.
grr. ¶ 11:30 PM 1 Comments
What auto gearboxes provide, is simply overunned by bugs and INCONVENIENCE in that matter, whats a car when theres no control i ask? honest though, not coming from the racing car buff side of me, just another road user. i really suspect auto gearboxes to have only 3 modes, GO - GO SIBEI FAST - STOP SIBEI SLOW, moving off from a traffic light for instance, ok u see the car in front crawl off, u blip the accelerator, FOOM! off it goes like a darn rocket. and u have to brake the hair out of your neck to prevent rear-ending that chap in front.
before u go into lack of skills, let me continue.
Ok so fine, same scenario, cars in front moves off at a crawl, u decide not to gas it, instead you just let go of ur brakes and let the car inch foward, wow everything is smooth and gentle! credits to auto boxes? fuck no.
the fella in front drives a manual, he picks up speed like a car should do and speeds off while your auto is still stuck at 1.5k rpm and moving at 20kmph though you've got the pedal to the metal. whats this? turbo lag? piff....
there are so 101 things i can rant about an auto box, but heck, till i get my own car WHICH WOULD BE MANUAL. im stuck. do not agitate the angry young man in his AUTO nissan sunny which has got its P plate mounted wrongly.
grr. ¶ 11:30 PM 1 Comments
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
JB roads and the 1 week old driver
Drove to JB last night with my parents cus dad wanted to sign some contract over there, so i asked whether could i drive in. though mum was a bit doubtful, dad was pretty sure it'd be good experience. so JB! watch out for the noob driver!
Drove ah hao to school in the morning, got very very lost cause i missed a left turn to clementi road. argH! so paisei lah.
back to JB, wasnt any jam on the way there, so it was pretty much all fun and no frills, there was some construction going on on the JB side though, so all the cars were packed into 3 lanes, what is th engineer smoking man, the traffic volume is madness and all we get is 3, i mean 2.5 lanes.
Anyway, whilst on the JB chop passport booth (i dunno whats it called) i hereby declare all malaysians have 2metre long arms. the hole where u poke the passport in was so high up i had to lean out of the window, stretch my lazy bum halfway out the window with one leg already sticking out before i could reach the mak cik in the CPB (chop passport booth). ok la exaggerating lah, but you get the picture la hor? reminds me, better check see Felix got 2m long arms or not.
Jb roads are like the best in singapore, batam. and.. erm.. jb... ya! who bloody needs igallop when you've got the nissan sunny iBounce-a-lot. NABEI! the whole bloody place is full of potholes and bumps. even on the bloody expressway. picture this.
Alvin: wah, nice sia this place (looking at the seafood centre along the coast)
Parents: ya loh hor, so nice liao....
*car hits a gigantic pothole at 90kmph*
Both: AIYO GUN NI NABOO CHOW YUN FATT!!
In malaysia, traffic light in green means Go, amber means LAGI CHIONG! and red means horn the singaporean car in front, overtake and beat the redlight. *applause*
The return trip was baaaad. really baad. but while pumping petrol there, theres this uncle driving a E240 merc, singapore registered one, he mounted the petrol pump platform and buang into the dustbin on top, scaring the shit out of the attendant. good thing he din buang into the pump itself, secally explode then you see alvin become sidik alrd. Can see the whole front right rim all garbled up already. i say orbigut! bleah!
so, thats roughly it la, here i am again in my office, 2nd time driving to school, never got lost hor. hahaha! some more i made a stopover at cindy's place to pass her back the hammy. thank you so much for allowing me to spend time with that adorable creature. and oh ya, he loves pears, cannot have skin cus he'd spit it out.
till nxt time! CIAOZ! ¶ 9:36 AM 1 Comments
Drove ah hao to school in the morning, got very very lost cause i missed a left turn to clementi road. argH! so paisei lah.
back to JB, wasnt any jam on the way there, so it was pretty much all fun and no frills, there was some construction going on on the JB side though, so all the cars were packed into 3 lanes, what is th engineer smoking man, the traffic volume is madness and all we get is 3, i mean 2.5 lanes.
Anyway, whilst on the JB chop passport booth (i dunno whats it called) i hereby declare all malaysians have 2metre long arms. the hole where u poke the passport in was so high up i had to lean out of the window, stretch my lazy bum halfway out the window with one leg already sticking out before i could reach the mak cik in the CPB (chop passport booth). ok la exaggerating lah, but you get the picture la hor? reminds me, better check see Felix got 2m long arms or not.
Jb roads are like the best in singapore, batam. and.. erm.. jb... ya! who bloody needs igallop when you've got the nissan sunny iBounce-a-lot. NABEI! the whole bloody place is full of potholes and bumps. even on the bloody expressway. picture this.
Alvin: wah, nice sia this place (looking at the seafood centre along the coast)
Parents: ya loh hor, so nice liao....
*car hits a gigantic pothole at 90kmph*
Both: AIYO GUN NI NABOO CHOW YUN FATT!!
In malaysia, traffic light in green means Go, amber means LAGI CHIONG! and red means horn the singaporean car in front, overtake and beat the redlight. *applause*
The return trip was baaaad. really baad. but while pumping petrol there, theres this uncle driving a E240 merc, singapore registered one, he mounted the petrol pump platform and buang into the dustbin on top, scaring the shit out of the attendant. good thing he din buang into the pump itself, secally explode then you see alvin become sidik alrd. Can see the whole front right rim all garbled up already. i say orbigut! bleah!
so, thats roughly it la, here i am again in my office, 2nd time driving to school, never got lost hor. hahaha! some more i made a stopover at cindy's place to pass her back the hammy. thank you so much for allowing me to spend time with that adorable creature. and oh ya, he loves pears, cannot have skin cus he'd spit it out.
till nxt time! CIAOZ! ¶ 9:36 AM 1 Comments
Thursday, February 02, 2006
ke ke the hamster
he's like the most intelligent and cutest thing i've ever seen, the first day i brought him to my place, he pooped on his nest, this little porcelain bowl with a hankie in in, so i chased him out of the bowl and cleaned the poop which i thought he would appreciate.
but noo~ he doesnt, i swear he gave me that "tsk, wtf" look after i was done with his bed, he refused to sleep on the bed as if i tainted them like that, "you vermin you, how dare you rest your filthy hands on my bed" he must be thinking.
alas, lo and behold, the next morning i woke up to find the hankie pulled all the way to the other side of the cage, and him happily snoring away in the bundle. tsk, does he ever stops being cute. no wonder he's getting fed like a king by aunty chong.
And he's a very very sound sleeper too, i was taking a nap just now, and my mum came running into my room claiming that he's dead, scared the shit out of me, i went over to the cage and surely, i found him lying motionless in the corner of the cage, i shook the cage but he didn't budge, so i panicked, i opened the cage door and probed him gently, and he woke up, and quite confused by me i might add, he was startled, jumped a little and then lost his balance and tipped over. silly little creature! i was on the verge of tears already man. stop scaring me like this!
but all is well, i am keeping him on a 1/5 of a bread per day diet, with fruits somemore ok? i think he likes pears. hahaha! ¶ 11:18 PM 1 Comments
but noo~ he doesnt, i swear he gave me that "tsk, wtf" look after i was done with his bed, he refused to sleep on the bed as if i tainted them like that, "you vermin you, how dare you rest your filthy hands on my bed" he must be thinking.
alas, lo and behold, the next morning i woke up to find the hankie pulled all the way to the other side of the cage, and him happily snoring away in the bundle. tsk, does he ever stops being cute. no wonder he's getting fed like a king by aunty chong.
And he's a very very sound sleeper too, i was taking a nap just now, and my mum came running into my room claiming that he's dead, scared the shit out of me, i went over to the cage and surely, i found him lying motionless in the corner of the cage, i shook the cage but he didn't budge, so i panicked, i opened the cage door and probed him gently, and he woke up, and quite confused by me i might add, he was startled, jumped a little and then lost his balance and tipped over. silly little creature! i was on the verge of tears already man. stop scaring me like this!
but all is well, i am keeping him on a 1/5 of a bread per day diet, with fruits somemore ok? i think he likes pears. hahaha! ¶ 11:18 PM 1 Comments